by Paul Nelson

7.18.01 – “No time for THAT” she says releasing semi-erect morning penis.

4.20.02 – Behind END ISRAEL OCCUPATION rally, kosher hot dog stand.

4.09.03 – Maintenance man leaves a note says, can’t fix your faucet its threads are striped.

3.12.04 – After the terror bombings cel phones ring next to corpses in Madrid.

5.13.05 – Late night sangrias/enchiladas – morning dream, narcotic cracker sandwich.

5.14.06 – She says: What kind of feedback lets you know people are listening?

– Death threats.

4.05.07 – They want a stool sample, what a load of crap! No Pop, it’s just a smidge.

5.23.08 – Does it help his cause when the shabby panhandler eats doritos?

1.5.09 – Would her Thanksgiving stuffing been this hard to flush had we eaten it?